I Miss Kayla

Now, I'm not like totally overcome with sorrow or anything buuuut...I miss Kayla! She is so lovely. Except when she first wakes up, in that case she is quite monsterly. But I like monsters so it's okay. It's going to be her birthday in a few days and I don't get to be with her and it's just not fair!! I have a very exciting present for her when I see her though! It's wonderfully scandalous and I think that she'll love it. Luckily, Kayla loves me so much that if she DOESN'T like it, she will still pretend that she does. What a good friend.

On another note, THIS is the house that I visited last week. It is so very fabulous and I hope that one day I will be as cool as the people who own it.

I went to McKenzie's and the most tragic thing happened! I got off the train and she was nowhere to be found! She was on the other side of the tracks! So we ducked down and yelled our love to eachother beneath the train, it was like a beautiful ending to a romantic comedy as the train rolled away and behold! I saw McKenzie's shining face!! And her furry goat boots. It was lucky that I visited McKenzie when I did because her dad just so happens to be Santa Clause and I got to put in a last minute request.

I'm So Happy For You. Now go die.

Lately, I have been looking at Weheartit.com. It's just a collection of pictures and you pick your favorites and it saves them. At first I enjoyed looking at the pictures of happy couples, but then something snapped in me. And now Kayla and I will let them know EXACTLY how their lives will turn out.


 Aw. How sweet, she's wearing his shirt! And she bunched up the sleeves just so adorably. She'll continue to wear his clothes constantly. Then one day, he'll borrow her clothes. He'll decide that he really likes it. Slowly but surely he will begin dressing like a woman until he turns into a total transvestite that hits on people on the metro in NYC. His new name will be Tracy.
 She wants his cigarette so bad and won't stop reaching for it. In an effort to save his cancer causing stick he'll push her away. She'll get hit by a bus and die. He'll later say it was an accident, but we all know he just really didn't want to give up his last drag.
 He'll break up with her and let everyone know that it was his decision. Then she'll go off the deep end, punch her backup dancer, check in to rehab and lose her job. Oh wait. That already happened.
 She's hugging him goodbye because she's going to become a hot air baloonist. He can't come with her because he's allergic to latex. Unfortunately, an alien plucked her out of her baloon and took her to mars.
 This is so cute it makes me gag. Which is also how that girl will die. Gagging. On a spoon that she swallowed.
 He kidnapped her and she fell in love with him. She suffered from attachment-to-your-kidnapper disorder, until the police discovered them and she realized that she is one sick lady. And he has no penis.
 Clearly, this is not going to work out. He's just not in it for the long haul. Maybe she'll find a nice lesbian to love.
  Snow White sues him for rape and later becomes a die hard feminist with a deep hatred of apple pie and love of whistling. She pimps out the dwarves and lives the high life.
 This couple will stay together forever. That is because they remind me of Luna Lovegood and I like them. Never change kids.
 Yes. This is us. But there is nothing wrong with sharing your emotions. And quite frankly, I feel much better now.

Bears and Condoms. A thrilling combination.

Lately I have had this desperate need to have a puppy. Not the normal "ohhh my gosh he's so cute!" need, but the "if that dog's owner looks away, I am stuffing that little fluff of joy into my purse". Yes, I have a problem. On another note, I found this picture of a teddy bear and I thought Hmmm, I wonder what that poor teddy saw. It would be a perfect picture to use in a campaign against middle schoolers having sex. Especially because I think that would be an especially successful and timely campaign. In fact, today I found an article in the New York Times Magazine about the 10 best ideas of 2010 and do you know what was in it? Youth condoms. Yes, they are for 13-15 year old boys who cannot yet fit into regular sized condoms. Some migt say that if you can't fit into a condum, you probably shouldn't have sex. But Lamprecht AG said, No! We will make baby sized condoms! and name them the Hotshot! True Story.

On another note, I also finished all my finals! And can do anything I want. Which probably means drink diet soda, go to the gym, and make Kayla talk to me aaaaall day. Yay.

Adventure is a Wonderful Thing

This is a bucket list I want Kate and I to do before we die!

1) Go sledding
2) Have a "how many marshmallows can you stick in your mouth contest"
3) Go to DI
4) Make Silly Puddy
5) Go to the moon, if Armstrong can do it so can we.
6) Travel to Africa and help starving children
7) Go to New York
8) Try every flavor of Dr. Pepper apparantally there are twenty three.
9) Pick up some male prostitutes
10) Come up with impossibly ridiculous nicknames for eachother and use them everywhere
11) Become superheros

You may think these are far fetched well lol Kate and I can do anything so watch out homeskillets because we is gonna get our bucket list on!

Unification Church

youtube link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6nNj4l0KjMA

Indubitably

Kayla and I just got back from Thanksgiving break. It was fabulous! I had some crazy Black Friday adventures; there was almost a showdown in Bestbuy, and we both ate delish food and got to see our families. I even impressed myself when I slept in til 2:30 on Saturday. 2:35 exactly, if you would really like to know. Yesterday Kayla's dad drove us back through a blizzard! It was very scary for Kayla because she was paying attention the whole time, but I was playing with my phone, so I didn't really notice until we almost died. The first time.

Today was also pretty impressive: we wrote letters to our missionaries, did our religion homework, wisely chose to skip religion and then we went skydiving. Yes. We. Went. Skydiving. Here is what that looks like:

Pretty damn awesome.

THEN we had a photo shoot, check it out




We were feeling really bummed, and giving yourself a great big ego boost is a GREAT way to deal with the blues. Also, I just got a new camera and wanted to take it for a spin.

I Wanna Lose My Cool

This dog knows exactly how I feel

There is very little that me and kayla can absolutely not come to an agreement on. However, there is one very particular thing that I refuse to even humor her with. Snow. I do not like the snow. I do not like the cold. I do not like green eggs and ham. I do not like them Sam I Am.

 But to me, the most sickening thing is snow angels. There is nothing angelic about rubbing your whole body on the freezing cold snow. Especially if, like me, your butt makes a disproportionately large dent in that snow. It's total blasphemy. If I'm ever reincarnated I pray that it is not as a snowman.

SNOW!!!

It is snowing and I'm loving it.  However, my beautiful roommate is curled up in an electric blanket glaring at it.  My plans for playing in the snow are as follows...this is Kayla by the way. 
1) Make a snowman
2) Drink Hot Chocolate
3) Do doughnuts in the parking lot
4) Build a fort
5) Have a snowball fight
6) Make snow angels!!
7)  Sing every song that has to do with snow ever!
I will make her play with me and we will have fun!  That's right Kate I am going to force you to spend time with me and play with me.  Watch out!!

I wanna be a thousand-aire

A peice of my childhood that has absolutely nothing to do with this post.

Kayla just paid off her credit card! I am so proud of her. One day she will have such AMAZING credit that I can buy everything I want on her card and then run away to Mexico where the cops will never get me!! and becuase they were fraudulent charges Kayla will be reimbursed! That is what I call living the dream. This got me thinking...what will I spend all the money on?

Sour patch kids. we would buy the whole damn factory.

School!! This is obviously Kayla's idea. If I was super rich I would just hang out with Paris Hilton all day.

The Galapogas island that's shaped like Antartica. Yes, it exists.

Harry Potter world! we would buy it and then live in it. And Hagrid would be our best friend.

My very own soda fountain.

Pay scientists to create a real unicorn! and flying reindeer while they're at it.

Pay someone to get us on glee. My character will make out with Sam. Kayla wants Finn and Puck will be a free-for-all

An apartment at The Plaza. I will let all kinds of crazies stay there just to freak the rich people out.

A house. Also Kayla, dream big girl.

STOOOOCKS!!!! because you KNOW that's a great idea

A pony that will be pink. With a rainbow tail.

A man to boss around who can't help but fall in love with kayla.

A personal photographer that will follow us everywhere

A house for parents. Not too close but not too far either.

A yacht

An ipad

And of course, we will be needing some sexy motorcycles and some even sexier helmets.

This is EXACTLY where we will be parking:

How It Really Went Down

So Kayla and I had been fantasizing about Halloween for a long time; we bought our costumes before the Halloween stores opened, we carved our pumpkins so early that they rotted long before the big night and we decorated our apartment in september. And do you know what happened on the night of the Howl? Kayla said "I'm tired of Halloween. I want it to be Christmas" and it was only the 29th!!

However, I am an extrememly convincing and charming friend so I managed to convince her to get her sexy on! So we went to the Howl and the We the Kings Concert and took like, no pictures, but here are the ones we DID take

This last one is just me and kayla doin our thing. Which is flying around while wearing witch hats and looking unbelievably attractive. It's a hobbie.

Hello Pumpkin!

I have been begging kayla to carve pumpkins with me since may. And she always comes up with some kind of excuse not to "there are no pumpkins" "you're 3,000 miles away" "I hate you" blah blah blah. But TODAY kayla had no excuse to say no and so we carved! We only got enough for me, kayla and shaylee to carve, but carve we did! We had a few visitors come by to see what we were up to, but I think they all got scared away when they saw our huge knives and pumpkin guts. Anyways....here's my pumpkin! and there's kayla. in the right hand corner. juuuuust creepin.

P is for Park City!

This weekend was Fall Break for USU, and my, Kayla's, parents invited Kate and I to go with them to Park City.  We stayed in the Silver King hotel and our living room had a hot tub!!!  We watched two movies that night and Kate sat through both of them.  We watched Robin Hood and Sherlock Holmes :)!  In the morning,we went shopping at the outlets, and Kate bought us matching shirts...pictures coming soon. When we got home we got straight in the hot tub with my sister Makenna.  It was awesome because it blew up our swimsuit making us seem like we had boobs.  That night we went to Downtown Park City and went into all of the little shops.  We had graham crackers dipped in chocolate! After we got back, we went to Rite Aid and found a puppy in the aisles.  He was so cute and we fell in love with him!  The next morning we packed up and went out to eat!  It was so much fun!!!! 

 

WeEat Ihop

yesterday was mine and kayla's anniversary and we decided to celebrate in the most romantic way possible. Unfortunately, Walmart would not let us have a candle lit dinner in the produce section. And the dorms have a No Strippers policy. Ho hum. So we went to ihop instead. Then we went to our boys' dodgeball game and documented our beauty for the rest of the world to see:

I call this picture "Simply Irresistable"

Happy Anniversary!!

A year ago, in forty five minutes, oh my goodness!!  We met at Lumberjack night, over pancakes, and Kayla's break up...we went on a walk through the graveyard, screamed really loud, and then came home.  Then we changed, went on another walk through campus.  Afterwards, we changed again and then got hot chocolate at the junction.  We like to have appropriate clothing for the weather especially because it is constantly changing in Logan..anyways. 

We love eachother a lot, we are well not to brag, but perfect together!  We are going to go to IHOP and then we will eat pancakes once again ending with hot chocolate.

Here is a billion of pictures of us...I might get bored putting them on so forgive me...Kayla that is.