I Wanna Lose My Cool

This dog knows exactly how I feel

There is very little that me and kayla can absolutely not come to an agreement on. However, there is one very particular thing that I refuse to even humor her with. Snow. I do not like the snow. I do not like the cold. I do not like green eggs and ham. I do not like them Sam I Am.

 But to me, the most sickening thing is snow angels. There is nothing angelic about rubbing your whole body on the freezing cold snow. Especially if, like me, your butt makes a disproportionately large dent in that snow. It's total blasphemy. If I'm ever reincarnated I pray that it is not as a snowman.