On another note, THIS is the house that I visited last week. It is so very fabulous and I hope that one day I will be as cool as the people who own it.
I went to McKenzie's and the most tragic thing happened! I got off the train and she was nowhere to be found! She was on the other side of the tracks! So we ducked down and yelled our love to eachother beneath the train, it was like a beautiful ending to a romantic comedy as the train rolled away and behold! I saw McKenzie's shining face!! And her furry goat boots. It was lucky that I visited McKenzie when I did because her dad just so happens to be Santa Clause and I got to put in a last minute request.
Aw. How sweet, she's wearing his shirt! And she bunched up the sleeves just so adorably. She'll continue to wear his clothes constantly. Then one day, he'll borrow her clothes. He'll decide that he really likes it. Slowly but surely he will begin dressing like a woman until he turns into a total transvestite that hits on people on the metro in NYC. His new name will be Tracy.
She wants his cigarette so bad and won't stop reaching for it. In an effort to save his cancer causing stick he'll push her away. She'll get hit by a bus and die. He'll later say it was an accident, but we all know he just really didn't want to give up his last drag. 
He'll break up with her and let everyone know that it was his decision. Then she'll go off the deep end, punch her backup dancer, check in to rehab and lose her job. Oh wait. That already happened.
She's hugging him goodbye because she's going to become a hot air baloonist. He can't come with her because he's allergic to latex. Unfortunately, an alien plucked her out of her baloon and took her to mars.
This is so cute it makes me gag. Which is also how that girl will die. Gagging. On a spoon that she swallowed. 
He kidnapped her and she fell in love with him. She suffered from attachment-to-your-kidnapper disorder, until the police discovered them and she realized that she is one sick lady. And he has no penis.
Clearly, this is not going to work out. He's just not in it for the long haul. Maybe she'll find a nice lesbian to love.
Snow White sues him for rape and later becomes a die hard feminist with a deep hatred of apple pie and love of whistling. She pimps out the dwarves and lives the high life.
This couple will stay together forever. That is because they remind me of Luna Lovegood and I like them. Never change kids.
Yes. This is us. But there is nothing wrong with sharing your emotions. And quite frankly, I feel much better now.
